underwatermess:

 I like this (Thanks Amy)

~Bedtime Song Series~

brianmichaelbendis:

Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man

boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

Discarded early drafts of this sign:

FREE CANDY!
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CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
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SPEED-DATING
Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
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Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
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KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
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Auditions:
Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
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HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
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First Look at Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (x)

lohrien:

Paintings by Nathalie Mulero Fougeras

whedonesqued:

Pretty cunning, don’t you think?

jonmtm:

thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

• The double fist shake
• The naughty kitten
• The cultural appropriation
• The self bitch slap
• The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
• The nipple hardener
• The sweaty declaration of self
• The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

How to act, with Bill Shatner

spidermcfly:

Less than a generation ago, Canada was a world leader when it came to the fundamental democratic freedoms of assembly, speech and information. So perhaps it is time for us Canadians to wake up and smell the suppression — no longer are censorships solely the purview of tin-pot dictators in far away regimes.

A sad and depressing tale, to be sure.

And now on top of everything else, Harper wants direct control over the CBC?  Nu uh.  Get this clown out.

Couldn’t find the source for this, just thought it was awesome and accurate.

sarahmoon:

bqrmagic:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

The bottom two yessss

Love the CNN one.

Obama spittin’ that hot fire.